e.w. harris

Now don’t get me wrong, I like robots, excuse me, machine life. I mean I just served alongside them in a WAR for cryin out loud. Thing is, I was here in the underdwelling beneath the capitol, minding my own…

It appears that, in no uncertain terms, playtime is over You may wonder how Optimus Cat came to be wounded. Well…I don’t exactly know See we were in the canyon there before, and it turns out humans don’t need atmosphere…

I figure that the mental projection function of these atmosphere suits should maybe come with like a warning or something?

I mean one minute you’re walking through the arroyo, happily blasting rattlesnakes like a cowboy. The next minute complicated visions…

So that thing I was saying the other day about a strong sense of identity preserving one’s (my) physical morphology…
is apparently bullshit.

It may have something to do with this tunnel though…oh yeah, you might be wondering how I…

Of all the pyramids on all the planets in all the universe…

*ahem*

So there I was on a military installation on a desolate world that appears (linguistically at least) to correspond to a interstellar imperial period in Japanese history…

Well floating here in an abandoned hulk in hard vacuum IS at least more familiar than wherever the hell it was I just came from.

I seem to have mostly returned to normal? I’m definitely doing better than this guy…

It’s day 16, and I think I have fully exited the realm of the rational.

To be honest, I’m not sure how I got here. The last thing I remember was trying to send you a message while hiding from…

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Expectations are a funny thing aren’t they? On one hand they allow us to equip ourselves so that we might successfully navigate our possible future. On another hand, they are limitations, self imposed dictates formed from speculation mostly. On yet…

This is a picture of my new acquaintance Fishcat and I poring over a partial map of the ruin city just the other side of the dragon plains on whatever godforsaken world this is.

Fishcat,I believe, resides somewhere around here…

I Day 12 is a good day to try to unpack the notion of play. What does that even mean?

Just yesterday in one of my timelines I observed @streetlightshaman & @maryjenningsmusic “play.” But are killer performances of artists works…

So…that offworld secret garden life was..well.. not for me. Turned out the old couple were replicants too, so, though it was more difficult than I’d hoped, I didn’t feel too bad about escaping.

After that it was pretty easy to…