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Beat the heat this summer with a cool crisp Blog Refusal!

“Hello E.W. Harris! Thank you for your kind words! The instrumentals sound light, interesting rhythm section. Unfortunately, I wasn’t quite taken with the melodic aspect. Respectfully”

Here at E.W. Harris our refusals are guaranteed 100% organic, and infinitely sustainable, so come on down, quench the fires of your passion for the arts, and get yours today!!!

Don’t forget to presave at #linkinbio or at https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ewharris1/bad-ghost

#musicpress #musiclife #songwriterlife

(at Brooklyn, New York)
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For our next trick in our Gnarlygoth Metamagic Extravaganza we’ll make all your hopes of artistic glory DISAPPEAR!!!

Quiet now so I can begin the incantation

“Hey there, thank you for submitting. Lovely singing, there is so much magic in your voice. Great drum elements and good production. But I didn’t connect enough with some tunes in the back. Good luck! stay safe”

Tada!!!

*crowd murmurs and a lone slow clap (probably @mr.margolis) ensues*

Thank you all for coming tonight, tell your friends to presave at https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ewharris1/bad-ghost, and be sure to take your cups and 3D glasses with you when you leave. Now I bid you all goodnight.

*bows*
*smoke machine shorts out and catches on fire*
*someone runs out with fire extinguisher*
*sprinklers activate*
*crowd gets wet and collectively sighs*
#musiclife #musicpress #songwriterlife #badghost
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We’ve got insults! Wow!

We’ve got subtle shade! Crazy!

But that’s not all! Check out this choice rejection:

“Beautiful folk song. The voice is so airy and gentle! Very nice vocal manner without questions. But the mood of the track is a bit too ”“light”“ for me. I prefer something sadder. Also, I don’t like a piano in music at all. Yes, it’s up only to my subjective musical preferences. SOrry for that. Have a great day in any case. Regards <3”

*turns off TV*

Forreal tho, that’s a pretty killer endorsement. Presave at #linkinbio or https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ewharris1/bad-ghost

#musiclife #musicpress #songwriterlife

(at SAE Institute New York)
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For Episode 10 of My Hot Refusal Summer we have:

“Hello! Thank you for your submission, but although it’s an ambitious song with clear vision behind it, the execution sometimes feels a bit dry and conventional. Best of luck in the future!”

This one must like their toast soaked in Clamato…
*sigh*

#musiclife #musicpress #songwriterlife

Presave #linkinbio or https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ewharris1/bad-ghost (at Brooklyn, New York)
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So there I was, awaiting the street sweeper and thinking about how much I love Marmite (as divisive as that can be) when lo, a new message appeared in my inbox. At first I suspected witchcraft, but that was just a byproduct of using “when lo” in a sentence….anyway the message read:

“I loved the music, the main guitar melody was nice and I liked the percussion style. I felt the vocal effects were a little much though, they weren’t needed as you have a nice voice anyway”

So there it you are folks. It seems as though vocoding has finally edged out the synth pad as the Marmite of audio.

#musiclife #musicpress #songwriterlife (at Brooklyn, New York)
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