e.w. harris

Bc its fun (at Brooklyn, New York)
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Well…we’ve reached the end of our surreal jaunt through existence, and I can’t say it’s been real.

I can however do two things.

First, thank you for following along. It is a rare gift to have someone to write to.

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Ahh Lost Angeles! Sun, sand, beach bodies washing ashore, and most importantly, Club Soft.

You might not know about Club Soft yet, but it almost certainly exists in your timeline, and you almost certainly can’t get in. It’s an offworlder…

So there I was, posted up at Tranquility Base with a couple beers to watch the urfrise and these clowns show up looking to fix that flag that got knocked over cause Buzz Aldrin was to lazy to set it…

Sometimes, when you feel you’re nearing the close of a promotional campaign/adventure it’s important to stop and smell just how the sharp tang of metal cuts through the damp air of your submarine.

*deep breath*

I beg your forgiveness for…

Now don’t get me wrong, I like robots, excuse me, machine life. I mean I just served alongside them in a WAR for cryin out loud. Thing is, I was here in the underdwelling beneath the capitol, minding my own…

It appears that, in no uncertain terms, playtime is over You may wonder how Optimus Cat came to be wounded. Well…I don’t exactly know See we were in the canyon there before, and it turns out humans don’t need atmosphere…

I figure that the mental projection function of these atmosphere suits should maybe come with like a warning or something?

I mean one minute you’re walking through the arroyo, happily blasting rattlesnakes like a cowboy. The next minute complicated visions…

So that thing I was saying the other day about a strong sense of identity preserving one’s (my) physical morphology…
is apparently bullshit.

It may have something to do with this tunnel though…oh yeah, you might be wondering how I…

Of all the pyramids on all the planets in all the universe…

*ahem*

So there I was on a military installation on a desolate world that appears (linguistically at least) to correspond to a interstellar imperial period in Japanese history…

Well floating here in an abandoned hulk in hard vacuum IS at least more familiar than wherever the hell it was I just came from.

I seem to have mostly returned to normal? I’m definitely doing better than this guy…

It’s day 16, and I think I have fully exited the realm of the rational.

To be honest, I’m not sure how I got here. The last thing I remember was trying to send you a message while hiding from…